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I spent the night with Gordon Ramsay. Not what you think!

August 27, 2012

Chef RamsayPregnancy dreams.  Like ’em?  Love ’em?  Leave ’em?  I’ve heard of women getting incredibly sexy dreams.  Not me.  Nope.  I usually get nightmares.

Except last night.  Nope.  Last night was spent with Gordon Ramsay.  You’re probably thinking ‘ooohh – she finally got one of those sexy dreams’!  I wish (keep dreaming!).  At least it wasn’t a nightmare.

It was weird though.  Really weird.  I was working his personal assistant, and instead of bitching me out when I made mistakes, he smiled and flirted #weird. 

He flew me out to England on his personal jet (he even flew!) and I ended up assisting him in a kitchen.  He chauffeured me around Paris and then had me measure his apartment for new counters and a new washroom.  Except by then…. he looked like my step-dad.  What?

Yup.  All in all, a very weird dream.  Nothing sexy, no nightmares…. just…. weird.

So, I spent the night with Gordon Ramsay.  Who were you with last night?

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  1. August 28, 2012 10:30 PM

    Bwahahahaha. Hilarious. Pregnancy dreams are a hoot. If Gordon Ramsay showed up in my dreams he’d probably be yelling at me about sauce or something.

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